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I am L. I have decided to write my own personal cookbook. Watari says that this is not a good idea. Watari says that I cannot cook and that any recipe I come up with will be very distasteful to someone else. I disagree with Watari. Thus, I am writing this.

What to Feed to Someone to Make Them Like You—
The Love Cookie

I have never made a cookie before. Watari always does it for me, as I am often too busy solving cases to do it myself. Though, I assure you, I am positive I will be able to teach you how to make an exceptional cookie.

Alright…first, get a big bowl. Pour 1 cup of water into the bowl. Then, drop in 1 full stick of butter.

I just tried to smash the cold butter that I dropped in the pot. It didn't work, so the next step is to microwave the butter in the microwave to melt it. Microwave until the butter boils. Then, take the bowl out of the microwave and stir it.

The next step (and most fun step) is to add 10 cups of sugar into the mixture. Be sure to stir it really well. If you feel the need to put in more butter at this point, it would be fine to go ahead and do so.

The next step is to drop 1 full egg into the bowl. I must admit, I don't know what happens to the egg shell. Cookies MUST be magical! =D Since I've never had any egg shells in my cookie. I wonder what happens to them? (In case you didn't know, L dropped the entire egg in the bowl without cracking it first XD)

The next thing you should do is add 7 chocolate bars of your choice. Mix them in well.

This is one of the last steps. Make yourself a cup of tea and pour it into the bowl. Stir it all up.

Put the mix into cookie sheets and put them in the oven. I'd say cooking them for about an hour sounds just about right.

The last step is to take the Love Cookies out of the oven and serve it to the person you like. Enjoy! ^o^

I'll add more great recipes later.
Chapter 1. L attempts to cook. It doesn't turn out very well. For more, go to my fanfiction profile at [link] My username is Ratt9. ^ ^ Please comment!

~Ratt Kazamata
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Pikaapplechan Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Okaaay then England.
Sarahine16 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
10 cups of sugar? Isn't 2 enough? Nah,who am I kidding,there's no such things as enpugh sugar?

I love this.
BUNNY10001 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist
L is doing it right XD
yatsoba Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
yatsoba Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
l is awsome!!!
digifantasy Featured By Owner May 25, 2011
XD I luv this!! I'm gonna try makin' LOVE COOKIES!!! :la:
MizCactus Featured By Owner May 24, 2011
T... TEN CUPS OF SUGAR?!?!?! Oh, L. :D
SEVEN CHOCOLATE BARS?!?! What, is Mello invited over for a visit later?
I love this; it's hilarious.
Lord-Azeran Featured By Owner May 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist

parts of that actually sound good....perhaps that's my inner L speaking....

RattKazamata Featured By Owner May 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
xD Perhaps so.
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